whatever happened to FALL?

I was just getting used to sweaters, fleece and cool autumn afternoons:







So when did the wonders of fall turn into THIS:

I.Can't.Move

and THIS:

that's Alison Bechdel behind me with the crewcut,
for you DTWOF fans...

and THIS:

tasty Guatemalan sausage

BRRRRRRRRR!!! I hate coats. I hate mittens. I don't like hats much, either.
when do we go to the beach?

xoxox
xela